Every day I wake up with the same thought banging on my brain, “God damn it! Today, I’m going to write!” And every night, I go to sleep with a slightly different thought banging on my brain, “God damn it! I didn’t write!” Which brings up the question we are all now asking ourselves, “God damn it! Why didn’t he (or I) write?” The answer is simple: I was afraid to write.

I don’t know about you, but I’ve been through a lot of changes in the last few years. I’ve gone from being a somewhat quirky, incredibly handsome improv mogul ruling over my vast make-’em-up empire in South Austin, Texas, to becoming a somewhat quirky, incredibly handsome preacher’s wife and the funniest cashier in the entire […]

It’s not easy staying motivated. One sure way to maintain motivation is to find the fun in everything you do. The fun is there. You just have to allow it to show up. But anytime you feel like giving up, turn back to these 6 simple quotes to help you remember to have fun in […]

In 1988, I originated the role of Dr. Carl Bello, the cross-dressing prison psychiatrist, in the original production of “Coed Prison Sluts – The Musical!” and my life was changed.  The production came from the mind of a demented genius named Mick Napier. Mick wanted to create a musical about women in prison, that had […]

As an actor, I’ve booked over 80 commercials because I didn’t care if I booked the commercials. I cared about auditioning for the commercials because it was the most fun part of the process. But I only started having fun auditioning once I got good at auditioning, and I only got good at auditioning once […]

I’ve Got A Question. What should I write about when I don’t know what to write about? That’s a great question! I’m trying to find an answer to this question that will be enlightening and entertaining for me, who is writing this, and for you, who is reading this. I also want this answer to […]